Controversi Says:

On being 21 in 2011 in your women studies course, and coming to the conclusion that you may never experience serious relationship…

First off,

Ironically enough, you aren’t alone in this epiphany.

Because you set through statistics, half stoned and passed with a B…

You are

Now

Obviously a math genius

And quite aware of your chances

In this particular scenario. 

You may find yourself living in a country

Where Beyonce’s and Jay Z’s unborn child has a twitter.  

And that’s says a lot more about the disregard and disrespect for life and the sanctity of marriage

Than the fight for Lgbt equality 

You passed sociology and political science with a’s

Also pretty stoned. 

You are barley two decades

  Of bug bites and dramatic exits. 

Your longing is mistaken for smug laughter and mix tapes

You tattoo anything you find prettier than you

On yourself

in hopes of improving our view

David constructs; reversed: add essentially, whatever you can

To make a masterpiece

 Present it: scripted sculpture

Really

 Its alterations

It’s drying paint on a foreclosed home.

It’s a mockery of a beautiful art form

You do not turn tradition into trend

And still expect the old ways like love to be consistent

You aren’t stupid

Just young, 

Your generation does not know the definition of courting

It’s smoking pin up dolls in their grandmothers old hat box.

Or in the backseat of their great Uncles 1964 Ford Thunderbolt.

It is masturbating like the rest of the revolution

A relationship for you means: how long can we pretend not to want to fuck other people`

When does the importance of poetry switch lips

How does your lower torso feel after?

Does it matter as long as you’re still out of breath?

Adrenaline is as close as you’ve come

To the I knew it was real when metaphor

Every “how I met your so and so” story will start with

once upon a face book.

And end  in

“HAPPILY NEVER TWITTER”

Lil Wayne is your relationship  counselor

Lady gaga the Hera you pray to for fertility

It is silly

Ridiculous really to consider serious

 An adjective

In anyway directly or indirectly related to you

And if so distant lessons

Twice removed.

Your flirting is fucking

No metaphor

No flowers

Your cuddling is

clubbing in a small space

You never once associated hand holding with :dancing

Except when it comes to marriage

You never think of marriage

Unless a baby comes first

Your back never thinks of babies

Until a wall is against it

Engagements are as extinct

As unicorns and commitment.

We are only religious

On Sundays and surveys

The rest of time

We pray to ourselves

In private

And it goes like this

Dear Me:  if you would be as gracious as take those hearts

You left cooling in the oven out, Karma has called six times about the smell.

   I appreciate all the blood you spilled for me; I wish it did not belong to such beautiful women.

      If you can

Forgive me for letting

Nameless orgasms

Take my place at your alter

And

If you

 Grant me the ability to see the dead

Not only will I stop getting stoned before class

But I will wait to talk to my dad and bob Marley

Instead I will unselfishly

Find  affection and ask her, her secrets,

and if by chance she tells me 

I’ll tell the world. 

Yes, yes I am.

Now listen you got a lot to learn, and if you don’t learn-you don’t eat.
But if your tough and always use your head-you’ll feel right at home; on the streets.

You’re gonna see how the best survive; We make an art out of:staying alive.
If you do just as your told-these out streets of gold.
Every boulevard is a miracle mile, you’ll take this town-and you’ll take with style.
#Oliver&Company @disneysingalongB/Csiaara’shig​h&it’srainy.cleveland
hmu. =)